Country music song titles (part 2)

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.

I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)

I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

I Wanna Whip Your Cow.

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Wish I Were A Lesbian

I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)

I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love

I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.

I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.

If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

If Today Was A Fish, I'd Throw It Back In