Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
You Can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat GoodBye
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
You Can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat GoodBye
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?