The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a
man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except
to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last
boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor
sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?"
And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there
must
be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she
goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have
a
nice day
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street. It too has six floors. the first has "wives that love
sex"
the second has "wives that love sex and have money" The third through sixth
floor have never been visited!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men.
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes
as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a
man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except
to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last
boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor
sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?"
And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
help
with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there
must
be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she
goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have
a
nice day
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just
across the street. It too has six floors. the first has "wives that love
sex"
the second has "wives that love sex and have money" The third through sixth
floor have never been visited!