It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember
if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
~George Burns
We could certainly slow the aging process down
if it had to work its way through Congress.
~Unknown
Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- As you grow older, it will avoid
you.
~Unknown
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out.
~Unknown
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you
are not a hypochondriac.
~Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good -- spit it out.
~Unknown
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
~Unknown Philos
if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
~George Burns
We could certainly slow the aging process down
if it had to work its way through Congress.
~Unknown
Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- As you grow older, it will avoid
you.
~Unknown
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to
wear out, fall out, or spread out.
~Unknown
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you
are not a hypochondriac.
~Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good -- spit it out.
~Unknown
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
~Unknown Philos