21. *There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress.
- -Mark Twain
22. *What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
- - Edward Langley, Artist 1928-1995
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I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but
fine up against a wall".
~Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement.
~Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and have the two placed as close together as possible.
~George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea .. visit people only once a year.
~Victor Borge
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir -- mighty scarce.
~Mark Twain
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
~Les Dawson
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
! ~Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~Groucho Marx
- -Mark Twain
22. *What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
- - Edward Langley, Artist 1928-1995
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but
fine up against a wall".
~Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement.
~Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending;
and have the two placed as close together as possible.
~George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea .. visit people only once a year.
~Victor Borge
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir -- mighty scarce.
~Mark Twain
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
~Les Dawson
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
! ~Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~Groucho Marx